Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Posted by Pop Culture Casualty at 11:05 PM
If vampires made jewelery, they would call it Bloodmilk and sell it under an umbrella at the Philly craft fair. The ladies behind the counter would wear dark lipstick and rosaries embedded with human teeth. The displays would hold vintage gloves, old stained black and white photos, a lace handkerchief, and an ominous black mask with a long nose, circa 1930 Carnival. If you bought a pair of shark teeth earrings, you might be inspired to wear fishnet stockings, move to northern liberties, hang out in the piazza during a full moon, and generally feel like a real bad ass.
I'll pray for you.