You know it's hot when...

You know it's hot when...

• You are allowed to leave work at 4 o'clock, but stay just a little longer because your office is air conditioned and your home is not.
• Your Friday night plans include dinner and a movie not because you can't wait to see the latest blockbuster, but because you know you will at least be cool for a couple of hours.
• You check out which movies have the longest running times and consider your second or even third choice in order to escape the heat for as long as possible.

Please feel free to add your own.

I will be attending District 9 tonight, or for an additional 40 minutes of cool time, may opt for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

This is why I try not to leave the city ...

... When I get to the 'burbs, I find this waiting for me!

I don't know whose birthday should feature a gun-toting, anatomically disturbing GI Joe, but I do know that nothing airbrushed to look like that open container of sour cream I abandoned in the far reaches of the fridge is gonna pass my lips.

Happy birthday, indeed!

And what exactly is the hot mess of orange under the lopsided inscription? Human entrails from the recent battle, or something that shot out of Joe's, ahem, "cannon"? Ah well, just stick an American flag on it and call it a day!

P.S. Yes, I did submit this cake to the folks over at Cake Wrecks.